Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Sean Penn is a ManWhore.

"WHAT did you just say? Wait
til we get HOME!"

First, "Peen" was rumored to be sniffing (snorting?) around Lindsay Lohan. Then there was a Blind Item practically naming him for hanging out and participating in porn activities (at the Hustler headquarters with Charlie Sheen?) ,

"Both of these award winning actors are A list. #2 is an A list movie actor, while #3 got his start in movies, and is now an A list television actor. Oh. Both of them are married as well. And both of them also have child(ren). Three or four times a year they get invited to a porno shoot by one of their mutual friends. When they get there though, it is not about watching, it is about each taking a turn with every actress on the set." [CDaN]

and now he's getting way too friendly (is that what "fornicating" means now?) with Natalie Portman. What exactly is his wife Robin Wright-Penn getting out of this deal, except exposure to all kinds of diseases? She filed for divorce back in December of last year and then took this asshole back. I don't get it AT ALL.

Here are the reports of "the love of Madonna's life" and his cheating ways:

"Lindsay Lohan likes Milk. Anyway, she likes the star of Gus Van Sant’s longish take on the life and times of gay activist Harvey Milk.
At Sean Penn’s private dinner for Milk last week at downtown/far west eatery The John Dory — in which the former Jeff Spicoli has invested — Lohan showed up sans partner Samantha Ronson. Sources say she immediately sidled up to Penn, who took her under his wing, so to speak. “They nuzzled,” says my observer, before taking off for an after party somewhere in the bowels of Chelsea, no doubt."


"According to a report, the “Mystic River” stud (who recently reunited with his wife Robin Wright Penn) was joined by the “Garden State” cutie, Natalie Portman over at the Sunset Tower Hotel on March 17th.

The eyewitness observed the celebs “constantly touching each other” during dinner before heading off to spend some private time together.

“They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms. They came back about 45 minutes later, and that’s when I saw them making out.”

The source continued, “There’s a door outside of the hotel’s Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it’s semi-private. I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains — and that’s when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves.”

I wish Robin would file for divorce again. I'm feeling a lack of self-respect on her part. It's been reported ad nauseum that Sean Penn is an abuse SOB. (When he was married to Madonna, he "trussed her up like a turkey and beat the shit out of her". What he's reportedly doing with these young birds in Hollywood is abusive to his wife in itself. Ick.

Oh, and he does love the cocaine. Just sayin'.

1 comment:

Sarah said...

I'd probably STILL bang him... Then again, maybe not. But maybe!