I'm Telling! Lindsay's in Trouble! WARRANT FOR ARREST

Drunkgirl is on the lam!

I don't think the L.A. Police Department understands the situation at hand. Lindsay Lohan is ENTITLED. She doesn't have to follow the rules. She doesn't have to do her community service. She doesn't have to pay her fines or attend drunk driving classes (she could TEACH them, though). GOD. Don't these authorities GET it?? She's The Special One. Sigh. Here's what the po-po is saying about poor little Lindsay:

"An arrest warrant was reportedly issued by the Beverly Hills Police Department in connection with her 2007 DUI arrest, for which she is still on probation.

Specific details of why the arrest was issued are not known yet - but some reports claim it is due to a probation violation (failing a drug test or not attending alcohol education classes, etc, etc).

The arrest warrant has reportedly been issued for $50,000."

Then Lindsay posted her statement:

"This warrant for my arrest is completely fabricated and its a horrendous lie. This will make me loose [sic] every single deal that I have right now. Its horrible."

"Every single deal"? Like tagging along with Sam to her drunk, coked-out and starving DJ-ing gigs? Don't these people realize Linds has a LIFE to lead, and all this so-called "legal" shit gets in the way. People can be so cruel.

Oh. So the cops are now saying that Lindsay's pants are on fire:

"In response to media inquiries, [the] Beverly Hills Police Department is confirming a warrant was in fact issued for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan. The $50,000 warrant issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court stems from a May 2007 arrest of Miss Lohan for DUI and hit-and-run. The circumstances leading to the issuance of the warrant by the court are not readily available at this time. It is our hope that Miss Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter will be resolved in a timely manner."

Honestly. Shouldn't they be watching a certain young R&B dude instead of our sweet freckle-faced little girl? Actually? No. They need to GET ON this shit. Like NOW.

Psssh. I'm still waiting for the L.A. Police Department and Prosecutor's Office to start a back-lash of the wrist-slapping celebrities get for breaking laws, i.e. theft (see Winona Ryder), DUI (Our Girl Lindsay, Heather Locklear, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Mischa Barton, Kloe Kardashian, Gary Collins) domestic violence (see CHRIS BROWN, CHRIS BROWN and CHRIS BROWN), oh, and that minor murder thing (see O.J fucking Simpson, Robert Blake and Phil Spector). God. The average person's life gets effed UP with minor infractions because they can't afford Mark Gerogos as their attorney. These assholes get off with 14 minutes jail time at the MOST.

Class dismissed.