Glamour Magazine Lets Lindsay Lohan Play Dress-Up...

"...snorted for the very first time!"

Lindsay Lohan, as Vintage Skank Madonna

Alicia Keyes in her full-0n-fantasy mode,

as Michelle Obama.

Um, Hayden? Amelia Earhart is already being played by that
horseface who won the Oscar for playing a girl/playing a boy
and another one for the boxer-chick who dies.
Sorry, dude.

Emma-I'm-Not-Just-Julia's-Niece-Roberts
as Audrey Hepburn.

I totally wish I had one of those cardboard chests full of dress-up clothes. Oh wait...I DO. It has my Scarlett O'Hara costume in it--I need to go swish around for awhile...