Monday, March 30, 2009

Paltrow to Change Name of Stupid Blog from GOOP to BOOB

"Quit looking at me in my SEE-THROUGH SHIRT!"

Here's Paltrow shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart with Judas and Pomegranate. Nice see-through shirt and black bra, Perfect Mom.


Annette said...

A "goop" to me has always been this poem from my childhood. Strangely appropriate:

The Goops they lick their fingers,
And the Goops they lick their knives;
They spill their broth on the tablecloth --
Oh, they lead disgusting lives!

The Goops they talk while eating,
And loud and fast they chew;
And that is why I'm glad that I
Am not a Goop -- Are you?

The Goops are gluttonous and rude,
They gug and gumble with their food;
They throw their crumbs upon the floor,
And at dessert they tease for more.

They will not eat their soup and bread
but like to gobble sweets, instead,
And this is why I oft decline,
When I am asked to stay and dine!

christine said...

No one the kid is trying to hide her face. Sheesh! She's probably traumatized and embarrassed as hell!