Monday, March 9, 2009

Ventura County Real Estate Listing...Holy Crap!

Seller is "extremely motivated"--ya think??


"Located on a great cul-de-sac in newer Moorpark. Two story, step down formal dining and living room combo, large family room off kitchen, huge master suite, covered patio, three car garage with direct access. Seller extremely motivated!"

Ummm...to make BAIL, perhaps? Holy shit. I used to live in Ventura County, where this gem of a house is located. I ran across this real estate listing today, and was struck by the crazy-ass hilarity of this photo. The seller clearly just couldn't be bothered to clean up the murder scene prior to posting photos of that cursed living room.

Any takers?? Here's the link for a better look!

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Moorpark/4328-Clavele-Ct-93021/home/4562788

2 comments:

Jilly said...

Oh dear God!! It's a damn good thing R.E. brokers are required to disclose that there was a violent death in the house...not that there would be much question about that.

DivaJulia said...

There was nothing mentioned on the link re: violent death. Maybe they weren't killed, just critically injured.