"Sevin Nyne"...Oh Lindsay.

Lindsay's new product makes you have to pee, I guess.

When asked by People why she put out her own line of spray tan, Lindsay Lohan said,

“As much as I love the sun, it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved. It was important to me to have a natural product that didn’t have a lot of dyes and chemicals. Our product has goji berry extract which has antioxidant properties, it has a natural golden color, it doesn’t streak and smells delicious — not like a typical tanning product.”

And judging by her awkward contortion in the promo picture up there, it seems to cause urinary tract infections and turns ya HI C orange. Sweet. Oh yeah, it's called "Sevin Nyne". That has got to be some codeword for coke. Seven and nine surround EIGHT, as in 8-ball? Lindsay's weight, due to her diet of cocaine and Red Bull? Take your pick.