Chris Brown and His PR Machine Withdraw From Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards.

"Haaaaaayyy!"

Can you hear it? It's the sound of Chris Brown's PR Team running at full-throttle. Seems Chris withdrew his name from Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards due to "the incident" and "issues". Is that what he calls beating the shit out of his girlfriend's face? Here is his PR statement:

"Chris very much appreciates the support of his fans and the honor they have paid him in the way of nominations for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song.

Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding the incident last month has shifted the focus from the music to whether he should be allowed to be among those nominated.

While Chris would like to speak to his fans directly about this and other issues, pending legal proceedings preclude his doing so at this time. Once the matter before him has been resolved, he intends to do so."

While we're on the subject of Chrihanna (is anyone else using that name?), RiRi was seen out at a club in Hollywood last night, well, at 4 a.m. Apparently she was licking icing from birthday cupcakes along with her wounds, washed down with Cristal champagne. Awesome. Some reports say Chris was there, too. Even more awesome. Psssh.