The "Conficker" Computer Virus Scares the Crap Out of Me.

EEEEEEEK!!!

I'm a little wigged out about the prospect of this "Conficker" (who names these things?) computer virus that is supposed to hit tomorrow, April 1st. Is it for real? Is it an April Fool's Day joke? I don't feel PC-literate enough to know how this one may infect my laptop. I mean, I don't (well, usually don't) open emails that I don't recognize or crap like that.

I'm afraid to even sign on tomorrow. What's up with my paranoia?

Can someone help me feel better about this?

I'm a dork, by the way.