Friday, October 2, 2009

Two Lohan posts in one day. (Eyeroll.)

ALI LOHAN is FIFTEEN years old!!

Is that Ali's dealer babysitter behind her?

When will someone--I don't care who--call The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (1-800-THE-LOST) to help Ali Lohan out of her mess of a life?

Michael and Dina Lohan are shit for parents. Look at this FIFTEEN YEAR OLD daughter of theirs in Paris with their other sad daughter, Lindsay a couple of nights ago. ForpitySAKE.

How long before one or both of these girls end up dead in some stranger's apartment?

And Lindsay? Don't count on becoming iconic like your beloved Marilyn Monroe.

 Lindsay's trying to tell us something by 
displaying her arm like this, if you ask me.


We can see that you're still cutting yourself. NOT cool, man. Oh, in case you're wondering? The tattoo is a quote of Marilyn's: The wording, "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle," is surrounded by yellow, blue and green stars.

Tick tock....



Anonymous said...

One, my fifteen year old leaves the house looking like that and best believe she'll be walking right back through the door again to change her clothes. Two, nice ink, but would be nicer if there weren't those marks all up and down her arms. Does being a celebrity give up any and all rights to actually have some decency or how does that work exactly?

DivaJulia said...

Hannie: How 'bout

1.) My fifteen year old daughter STAYS AT HOME and finishes school?

2.) I don't leave the upbringing of my fifteen year old daughter to her drunk, cutting and bulimic 22 year old other daughter?

There are so many things wrong with this family.