Paltrow is Pissed and I'm Laughing.

Snip-fight, ya'll!

I'm no fan of Scarlett Johansson, but if anyone can irritate Paltrow, they are OK by me!

Picture me holding my belly from laughter right now. Someone seems to be missing from the cover of the latest edition of Entertainment Weekly, featuring the stars of "Ironman 2". Oh, Paltrow. No one wants to see your smug, bony ass staring back at them from their mailbox, sister. Just one look at your pinched mug incites explosive diarrhea, due to all of your cleansing talk.

I need to come up with a better, more descriptive name for Paltrow. Some folks already call her stupid blog "POOP". I'll come up with something, don't you worry.