Lindsay Lohan has been snubbed by Russell Brand. ForpitySAKE. Russell has all kinds of, how shall I put this...pussy, just waiting 24/7 in a queue that snakes around the entire world, it seems. Why on earth would he settle for Lindsay? In person, I picture her looking like Pigpen from "Peanuts"--with the flies and dirt surrounding and following her every movement.
"The 'Mean Girls' actress - who is in an on-off relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson - has reportedly been trying to woo the British comedian but he has so far turned down her advances as he doesn't find her partying lifestyle attractive.
A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn't want anything to do with her.
"He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It's not like he is short of female attention anyway."
Besides, I think Russell is now sniffing around my darling Annette these days...and who could blame him??