Russell Brand says "No Thank You" to Lindsay Lohan, and Who Can Blame Him, Really?

Mr. Naughty Pants

Russell turned this down?? Whaaaa?

Lindsay Lohan has been snubbed by Russell Brand. ForpitySAKE. Russell has all kinds of, how shall I put this...pussy, just waiting 24/7 in a queue that snakes around the entire world, it seems. Why on earth would he settle for Lindsay? In person, I picture her looking like Pigpen from "Peanuts"--with the flies and dirt surrounding and following her every movement.

Hey, Linds. Sup?

"The 'Mean Girls' actress - who is in an on-off relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson - has reportedly been trying to woo the British comedian but he has so far turned down her advances as he doesn't find her partying lifestyle attractive.

A source told Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn't want anything to do with her.

"He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It's not like he is short of female attention anyway."

Besides, I think Russell is now sniffing around my darling Annette these days...and who could blame him??

She's going to kill me.