Oh no. Britney Spears getting closer to another 51-50 by the looks of her hair and boots.

The "Crazy Countdown" has begun, ya'll.

Oh Britney, NO! What's going on, Babygurrl? C'mon, tell Mama. I know that ya'll ain't happy when you go brunette, so somethin's up. Are ya taahhrd from all that tourin'? Are ya mad that K-Fed's gotten, ummm, chub-chub? (That has nuttin' to do with you, darlin'.) Is Daddy Jamie all up in yer grill?

Tell Mama. Tell her. I'm here for ya, Sugar Paah.