Victoria Beckham LISTENED to me!

Posh is still far too thin,
but we're getting somewhere.

Wasn't it just a few days ago when I was making fun of--and admonishing--Vicks (I'm going to call her that now) for wearing Loubs and a pencil skirt, sitting with a corn cob up her bum while sitting on a swing? We're making progress.

Now, if only that cup of hers was filled with warm lard, we really be getting somewhere.