Wednesday, July 22, 2009
I'm starting the rumor NOW: The Jonas Brothers are Plushie Lovers
I'm breaking my own rules:
1.) Never, ever mention the goddamn Jonas Brother Dorks; and
B.) (Still funny.) Never, ever mention the goddamn nuts who are plushie lovers.
How-effing-ever. When the above-mentioned, non-mentioning topics combine, all bets are off. How dare those Purity Ring-wearing goons subject their perversions on innocent youngsters (notice I didn't just say "girls", wink wink nudge nudge). I just find it odd that all three Jonai have a "thing" for pigs. **Correction. I see one of them is a bear (hmmm) cop. Even weirder.**
Any plushie nuts (and I mean that in the nicest way) out there who can educate me on some of the intricacies of Plushie Love?
FYI: This is, arguably, the worst blog I've ever written. See what happens when I DO write about those ugly Disney Dorks??