Happy Birthday, Madonna!

Oh, Madonna. Happy 51st birthday. Here are several of my favorite pictures of you--by my favorite photographer, the late Herb Ritts.








I might make fun of her sometimes, and I may not care for her plastic surgery...but we all age, don't we? Just know this: There will NEVER be another Madonna. Ever.

So that tranny or herm--whatever "it" is, can just sit down. (Ya'll know who I'm referring to, yes?)