Tuesday, August 18, 2009

AGAIN? Robin Wright-Penn and Sean Penn need to sh&t or get off the pot already!

"Hey, sup? Ya holdin'?"
Oh, Sean.

OhforpitySAKE. Just DO it already. GAAAH.

Here we go again, ya'll. People Magazine is reporting that Robin Wright-Penn filed for divorce against her (butthole) husband, Sean Penn ONCE AGAIN.

"Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from her husband Sean Penn, PEOPLE has learned.

The papers, filed in Marin County, Calif., on Aug. 12, state that "both parties have already agreed to [shared] custody" over their minor son, Hopper Jack, 16, and that "the estranged couple have already agreed to division of all property."

The reason for the split is listed as "irreconcilable differences." Wright Penn, best known for roles in "The Princess Bride" and "Forrest Gump," is not seeking spousal support."

Read between the lines, people. We all know that Sean slithered away (possibly for rehab for cocaine abuse), and backed out of the "Three Stooges" film, using the excuse of "getting his family back in order", or something like that. I don't think it "took".

I guess now he'll be able to openly snort coke with a certain orange-y, practically un-hireable young-but-really-old looking "starlet". But you didn't hear that from ME.

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