Michael Jackson may be finally laid to rest on his birthday at Forest Lawn?

The Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn Cemetary

Will Joe and Jermaine set up shop outside Forest Lawn?

"Getcher Michael Jackson Funeral Memorabilia, ya'll!"

Let's see. The words TRAINWRECK, MEDIA CIRCUS, JACKSON FAMILY STREET VENDORS, INC. come to mind now that it's been announced that Michael will finally be rolled out of that freezer he's been cooped up in and actually buried. It's being said that Michael will be laid to rest in the Great Mausoleum at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Glendale, California.

If the Jackson Family thinks for one minute that that fans, paparazzi, media outlets and waaaay too may helicopters flying overhead won't be there for this "private" funeral, they are all insane.