Monday, August 31, 2009
Chris Brown? SHUT the eff UP.
Goddamnit. Guess what, y'all? Chris Brown doesn't remember a THING about beating Rihanna to a bloody pulp. What??
Does this a-hole really think wearing a baby blue sweater and a dorky bow-tie will make us think he's just a misunderstood young man? ("Like, wow.")
We will have a hair-lighting ceremony tonight during Larry King. God knows, my hair will be on fire.