I love Kathy Griffin...I've loved her before all of her plastic surgery and newly-sculpted body. Funny is FUNNY, ya'll.
So here's our girl, with her Big 'n Stupid date, Levi (I-Hate-My-Baby-Mama's-Mama) Johnston at the Teen Choice Awards, which air tonight on FOX. When asked about their "relationship", here's what the couple had to say:
“Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he’s in his igloo and I’m in my Hollywood tower.”
When asked what it was like to be Kathy’s date, Levi said “I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I’m told.”
Here are a few more pictures of some people I really could not care less about who also attended The Teen Choice Awards:
Now I need to go rustle up a hot dish (or casserole, depending on where you live) for the Church Social tonight at 5:30 in the p.m. It's gonna be wild. I may even wear my open-toed shoes!