David Carradine. Auto Erotic Asphyxiation. **UPDATE: Divorce Documents Reveal "Sexual Deviancy"

Why does this not surpise me? Here are images you WILL. NEVER. GET. OUT. OF. YOUR. MEMORY. ROLODEX.

BANGKOK (AFP) - US actor David Carradine may have died from a sex act gone wrong, Thai police said Friday, as they probed the evidence after the "Kung Fu" star was found hanged in his Bangkok hotel room.

A maid at a luxury hotel in the Thai capital where he was staying found Carradine hanging naked and bound in a closet Thursday morning, they said. He was 72.

"There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied at his sex organ, and the two ropes were tied together and hung in the closet," police commander Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha told reporters.

"Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation," he said."

Add to this bit of information, Carradine's "people" are now saying his "hands were tied behind his back" in order to suggest foul play. Listen here. Anytime someone ties a rope around their neck and genitals, I would call that some sort of foul play.

Now we get to wait for the nasty jokes to start making the rounds, along with conspiracy theories.

And I swear go God. I don't wanna hear my beloved Michael Hutchence's name brought up in relation to this one more time. I still believe Michael meant to simply hang himself. He was a sad, miserable soul at the time he died by all accounts, so just hush up. Michael hung himself from a door with a belt. End of story.

Yikes. I don't know where else to go with this story.

Ugh. THIS is where we go further with this lovely story:

TMZ is reporting:

Another major development in the David Carradine death mystery -- this one found in the pages of his 2003 divorce papers, in which his ex wife accused him of a "potentially deadly" sexual appetite.

In divorce papers obtained by the Smoking Gun, David's ex-wife Marina accused him of participating in "deviant sexual behavior which was potentially deadly." The papers do not say specifically what that behavior entailed.

Police say David's body was found in his Bangkok hotel room Thursday morning with a rope around his neck and genitals. It was at first reported as a suicide, but police have since changed their tune by saying he could have died from an "accidental suffocation."

Yeeesh.

Thanks Annette and Christine!