Samantha and Lindsay Back Together? Engaged??

The latest ad campaign for Lindsay's

self-tanning line, "Sevin Nyne". Nice ear.

Oh, Sam.

Flashing an ENGAGEMENT ring??

Here it comes. Lindsay's stalking of Sam may have paid off. She spent the past several days in London, pretty much doing nothing other than looking, um, wow...horrible, partying, looking worse, texting Sam, getting that orange-glow...you get the idea. Jesus H. My amusement with these two is really wearing thin. Relationship drama like this is tragic and insane. I'm worn out just writing about them. I need a nap.

The Daily Mail is reporting this squishy load today:

Rather tellingly on the day Samantha flew from Manila to Singapore, Lindsay wrote on her Twitter page: 'Missing a certain someone after a massage and chicken noodle soup... U (she) knows. Cuddle time soon I hope - fly safe.'

She was pictured leaving Samantha's hotel yesterday afternoon after apparently spending the night with her.

Lindsay emerged from Blakes Hotel in South Kensington wearing dark sunglasses while a smiling Samantha exited shortly afterwards.

'Leaving London but with my favourite favourite!!!-travel buddy&great news to share!! Maybe.... ;)' she wrote today.

While the couple haven't been photographed together since their split, Samantha has changed her Facebook relationship status from 'single' to 'it's complicated' and lists Lindsay Lohan as the number one friend on her MySpace page."

Wake me up when they are walking down the aisle...

Thank you again to my European Correspondent, Annette!