Monday, June 15, 2009

Megan Fox in Germany. Meh.

Megan Fox, The Faux Angelina
Megan decided to wear the same shoes Angie wore here at Cannes.
Angie's elegance vs. Megan's tackiness--

If you guys even knew just how many hits this blog gets per day, looking for "Megan Fox, Thumbs", you'd be amazed. It's the strangest thing ever. People are freaking obsessed with the faux Angelina's weird-ass "clubbed" thumbs. (Great. Now just mentioning this subject, I'll get even MORE hits from it--GAHHH!)

ANYfreakshow. Here's Megan in Berlin, pimping her new "Trannyformers" movie.

Oh all RIGHT. Here's another photo of the "perfect" Megan's thumbs for you fetishists out there:

Ya happy now??


Annette said...

I'm not surprised people were looking for the thumbs - they did an article about her thumbs in the Daily Mail.'re NOT going to like this BUT i think Megan's more beautiful than Angie (thumbs not included).

Stuart said...

Skip the thumbs, it's the face that looks wonky. She always looks like she just recently got hit by a frying pan.

DivaJulia said...

Oh, Annette. I'll admit that Megan has better legs--but that is IT. Her fake boobs look hard as rocks, and her plastic surgery is totally obvious on her face. She tries way too hard.

Stuart, ditto!

xoxo j

Annette said...

Nope! She's stunning - and Angie has lips like a vadge as well as being boneo.

DivaJulia said...

Annette: Brad's one hell of a lucky man.

Stuart said...

"Angie has lips like a vadge"

And this is

DivaJulia said...

HAHHAHAA! That's what was implying...

Stuart said...

The statement was out there, so I believed it needed a rebuttal just as blunt. I imply when need be, but it's far more fun to just bluntly say what needs to be said.