"This famous couple has been together for a long time. They are beards for each other. Perhaps a little too vocally. Even when interviewers don't mention it, they bring up their fantastic, creative, and very active sex life, and how much Cthey love and support each other. Why? It's because her career sucks. It has stalled out over the past few years because she has no credibility with producers or directors as a romantic lead. The two best film roles she's landed this century were solely due to her husband and family friend landing the leads. So now you know that whatever excuse she gives for doing a small screen, non-network show is bogus, and that she will continue to talk, talk, talk about romance until she can sell herself to the movie world as a viable big screen lead." [BlindGossip]
I swear you guys...this is so glaringly obvious it should be called "Will and Jada are Gay and No One Really Cares Anymore!". Here's an excerpt from an interview with Jada, blabbing about her sex life with Big Willy:
Jada Pinkett-Smith shares her tips for spontaneous sex in the new issue of Redbook magazine. She and Will have been married for 11 years and have two young children, but they know how to keep the spark alive.
"Be sneaky... your girlfriend's house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom," Pinkett-Smith told the magazine.
"Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road... Just switch it up."
This could all be true; they just aren't playing these games with EACH OTHER. She's been all over the teevee yappin' about how her mom's an RN and that's why she wanted this lame role on TNT. Sure, Jada. We believe that you'd much rather do a cable TV show than important film work.
Jada and Will faking it for the paps
All their talk about sex is unseemly. This isn't the first time, either. They are constantly groping each other for photo ops. This is clearly a marriage of convenience for the two of them--too bad Katie (Deadeyes) Holmes actually fell in love with the dude she's bearding for, huh? I wonder how that's workin' out for her.
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I've heard that theory too. I wonder if it's true...
Not like his career is doing gangbusters either. He's getting work, but none of it has been all that successful. They've, or at lease he's, also been very vocal on how "open" they are to "connecting with" people outside their relationship, which could be read a billion different ways. As long as Mr. Smith doesn't call it "The Noisy Cricket", I'm fine.
RCaitlin: WELCOME! to Dipped in Cream! I've heard far too many stories about these two for this crap NOT to be true...
Stuart: Exactly.
xoxo ~j
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