Madonna Picks Up Layaway Package Via FedEx Overnight at Heathrow!

How to obtain a child in Malawi!

Overnight shipping!
Is there a direct flight from

Malawi to London?

Madonna and her brood at

Hearthrow International.

(Are Lola's boots the ones from

"Desperately Seeking Susan"?

Mercy James (Cicconi?)

Where to even begin on this story, I don't know. Here it is in a nutshell: Madonna went baby shopping again. The shopkeeper said the little dolly Madonna coveted was not for sale. "Let me speak to the Manager--NOW!", Madonna was heard screeching at the poor, defenseless clerk. Madonna spoke sharply to everyone and laid down a few quid (?) for her babydoll.

Apparently, the Layaway Plan for The Babydoll (now capitalized--literally and figuratively), just how serious Madonna is about her purchase...almost everyone. The Babydoll's previous owner--HER FATHER--didn't have such kind words.

According to the Daily Mail:

"It has been reported that Madonna has just splashed out £25million on a Georgian-style townhouse in the Upper East Side.

The 26-room property is said to have 13 bedrooms and 14 bathrooms.
Instead of being raised in the Christian faith practised by her Malawian family, Mercy will be instructed in Kabbalah, the mystical faith followed by Madonna.

Rights groups have accused the government of giving Madonna special treatment and said the case would encourage foreign celebrities to think they can adopt Malawian children at will.

Mercy's father said Madonna, who is dating 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz should not be allowed to adopt Mercy.

'No one wants to listen to me, I have protested this all along... I want my child back but I don't know what to do now,' James Kambewa said.
'Madonna cannot take her away.'

There is little he can do now - the supreme court ruling cannot be challenged."

And that, my friends proves that Madonna will never, EVER take 'no' for an answer.

The End.