Sunday, June 28, 2009
Happy 43rd Birthday Lindsay Lohan!!
Oh. She's 23?? Jesus Chri--oh. It's Sunday. I'll try to keep the swearing and taking the Lord's name in vain to a minimum, but What. The. EFF?? First of all, WHAT the goddamnedhell (I can't help it) is she wearing?? Those are some hideous hooves, ya'll. And is that a swimsuit?
As usual, Lindsay's looking fit, well-fed, healthy and clean. Right? RIGHT???