Sunday, June 28, 2009

Happy 43rd Birthday Lindsay Lohan!!

Lindsay looks raggedy, ya'll.

Oh. She's 23?? Jesus Chri--oh. It's Sunday. I'll try to keep the swearing and taking the Lord's name in vain to a minimum, but What. The. EFF?? First of all, WHAT the goddamnedhell (I can't help it) is she wearing?? Those are some hideous hooves, ya'll. And is that a swimsuit?

As usual, Lindsay's looking fit, well-fed, healthy and clean. Right? RIGHT???


Stuart said...

That's shocking to me that she's the same age as I am. Evidence to how riding your body hard can just physically kill you. Besides, that suit, I think it's a suit, is ugly as sin.

DivaJulia said...

It's the shoes I hate the most. Bleh.

Are you referring to her skin-suit, like in "Silence of the Lambs"--or her swimsuit? Heh.

Stuart said...

Silence of the Lambs skin suit and more like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre style skin suit. At least skin mask. The swim suit's ugly too.

I'd just like to see her swim in those shoes. That'd be amusing.