Friday, June 19, 2009

What the goddamnhell is wrong with Reese Witherspoon?

I'm half-way dead from that icy stare.
Check out that bitchface!

Good God, ya'll. Miss Witherbitch is totally scaring me with that bitchface that she's got going. What's your damage, Heather?? Lots of celebrities have the paparazzi to deal with and don't have a face as pinched as Reese is constantly pulling.

Witherbitch looks like the little over-achieving snip in high school whom you both feared and hated--oh, wait. She actually played that part in "Election", as I recall.

I want to know just what exactly is up her ass. Is she sick of being Gyllenhaal's beard? Nevertheless. She looks like a total bitch, and someone, I don't care who, needs to wipe that puss of her face. Now. I volunteer.

Witherbitch in "Election",
doing her best bitchface.



Stuart said...

Eh, she's just angry that she didn't get the bang up role in a movie like Prince of Persia. I really REALLY hope that it breaks the "video game movies suck balls" trend. From what I've seen, it doesn't look too bad.

Jamie said...

Wow. Who cares.