What the EFF?? Adam Lambert is GAY??

Oh gurrrl

HAHAHAAAA! Oooh, I've been waiting for the latest issue of "Rolling Stone" to hit the stands...and here she is! Miss Adam Glambert in all her queer glory! HAWT, ya'll!

Miss Adam sheds some light on the gossip about her sexuality. for the precious few little girls who thought they stood a chance:

“I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay,” Lambert says in the new issue of Rolling Stone, hitting newsstands this week.

The flamboyant Idol singer hits our cover and bares all, talking about his childhood (”I started to realize I wasn’t like every other boy,” he says), the drug-fueled Burning Man epiphany that led him to AI (”I realized that we all have our own power, and that whatever I wanted to do, I had to make happen,” he tells RS) and his run on the show (”I was like, ‘I’m going to glue rhinestones on my eyelids, bitch!’ “).

And yes, he talks about his sexuality. “Right after the finale, I almost started talking about it to the reporters, but I thought, ‘I’m going to wait for Rolling Stone, that will be cooler,’ ” he tells us. “I didn’t want the Clay Aiken thing and the celebrity-magazine bullshit. I need to be able to explain myself in context."

Them's bitch-fightin' words. ya'll. I LOVE the Gayken slam. Hilarious.

My subscription to Rolling Stone (that I've had since I was 17 years old!) has run out, so I'll be buying this one--how 'bout you??