Penelope Cruz is Pregnant!

I see a bump!

Rumors have been flying around for weeks (months?) that Penna-Lope (as I like to call her) is expecting--and now it seems it's true! It's being reported she's four months into her pregnancy.

Oh, yeah--Javier Bardem is the daddy. I would expect it will be a gorgeous child...as long as it doesn't have that That Haircut, know'msayin'?

Javier Bardem sera un papa!