Photo: Vanity FairMiley and Billy Ray Cyrus
Noah Cyrus and friends ata pole party.
(No, that's not a typo.)
In my best Christian Bale voice: Ohhhhh GOOD. Here's Miley's 9 year old little sister, Noah at a Kids's Choice Awards pre-party with her little friends. Yes. You are seeing exactly what you think you see: A stripper pole with little girls vying for their turn.
I'm so relieved I had boys to raise, and that the boys in my family always have baby boys. Good LORD. It's horrifying. The parents thought this was cool?
Wasn't it just yesterday that Miley's stalker was arrested?
"Mark McLeod was arrested by the security officers of Walt Disney when they found him on the beachside movie set knocking on some doors and asking for Miley. In June, he was already warned to stay away from the pop star."
Just so we're CLEAR on this: I do not blame the victim. HOW-BLOODY-EVER. Is allowing your 9 year old daughter dress up like a hooker and play on a stripper pole really in her best interest??
I'm so relieved I had boys to raise, and that the boys in my family always have baby boys. Good LORD. It's horrifying. The parents thought this was cool?
Wasn't it just yesterday that Miley's stalker was arrested?
"Mark McLeod was arrested by the security officers of Walt Disney when they found him on the beachside movie set knocking on some doors and asking for Miley. In June, he was already warned to stay away from the pop star."
Just so we're CLEAR on this: I do not blame the victim. HOW-BLOODY-EVER. Is allowing your 9 year old daughter dress up like a hooker and play on a stripper pole really in her best interest??
I think I'm grumpy today.
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Oh my. What happened to the days of actually being a kid and running around outside catching frogs? No wonder I don't want any - other than the 4 legged variety of course!
Well, Disney owns Noah Cyrus' soul too, seeing she's the American dub voice of Ponyo. You should have seen the disbelief rage I had when she and that other Jonas brother originally got top billing above Cate Blanchett, Liam Neeson, Cloris Leachman, Matt Damon, Tina Fay, Lily Tomlin, and Betty White. I faceplam just typing that. With the Cyrus' and Vanessa "All Nude" Hudgens, we certainly pick winners, don't we?
And people wonder why Hollywood kids are f'd up. Let's hope the youngest Jonas has his virginity ring on.
Re her getting top billing for that movie - she doesn't have a good voice. Both times I've seen the commercial, I've changed the channel because I can't stand to hear something that high-pitched.
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