Monday, September 28, 2009
Crabby Appleton, Jessica Alba Goes Red and Gets Her Nails Did
Wow. This is juicy.
I swore I'd never talk about her.
Yaawwwwn. You guys still awake? Because I'm not. Good LAWD, there's no news out there today. Seriously? I'm writing about Bitchface Jessica Alba looking like Dumbass Ashlee Simpson? You have got to be kidding me.
You know what this all means? It means the lovely Farrah Fawcett had to pass away the same day MICHAEL-BLOODY-JACKSON did, so she didn't get her "moment". It also means Khloe Kardashian won the GD lottery in terms of media coverage. It will NEVER end.
It's not fair, I tell ya. It's just not fair.