Monday, September 21, 2009
Breaking News: Stinkfoot Suri walks; Daddy Tom Cruise's pants are too tight!
Stinkfoot clearly borrowed Dad's
What the goddamnhell is Tom Cruise wearing? I'd say a padded bra, first of all. Let's discuss the skinny jeans he clearly bought Forever
Hoochie 21 in the Petite's Department. I didn't know that Nike made old-school hightops with lifts, did you?
And it seems Stinkfoot is now able to walk on her own...and she's running for it.
RUN SURI, RUN!!