Lindsay dipped her head in Clorox and got a jobby-job.

Cokehead Barbie got a job!

Ugh. Robert Rodriguez has apparently hired Lindsay to ruin his new movie (based on a fake trailer shown during "Grindhouse") called "Machete". The movie stars Danny Trejo (who is in every single Rodriguez movie), and Michelle (fired from "Lost" chick, alledged lesbian and DUI enthusiast) Rodriguez. Oh dear Lord, this movie is circling the drain before filming has even begun in Austin, Texas in two weeks.

I cannot wait for the cocaine to hit the fan, ya'll.

Joel and Lisa can consider this a wedding present. You're welcome, Lovies. I know how you two love the Lindsay Lohan posts. xoxo ~j