Thursday, September 3, 2009

FEED ME! (Read: Don't you know who I AM?)

"Tengo hambre!!"

What? Two Salma Hayek posts in as many days? Well...hold onto your, um..yeah.

Seems Mami Hayek was at the Chateau Marmont Hotel this week and was honnngray. She showed up without reservations to the snooty restuarant (the one where Rachel Zoe goes to not eat, and Jennifer Aniston goes to smoke), and expected to be seated and fed immediately.

Life doesn't always work out the way we yell at it in Spanish to be. Boobi Tittez freaked out, screamed in her native language at anyone who couldn't plug their ears until she was given a table once some poor, bitchslapped diners had finished their meal (read: pulled the stiletto out of the back of their head).

I'm gonna try that the next time I go to The Golden Corral. I can't wait. Who's in?

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