Sunday, September 27, 2009

What the goddamnhell is Courtney Love doing with Hugo Chavez??


"Rrrrrico. Chavez."
What???

This picture makes me sick on so many levels. Courtney crawled out of her coffin to attend crazy-face Oliver Stone's film about Taco Bell, "South of the Border". (That is what it's about, right?) And look who she ended up with--Hugo-Freakin' Chavez, that crazy dictator from Venezuela. I'm surprised the earth didn't implode.

via NY Daily News:


"Courtney Love is still floating on the charm offensive that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez launched at Wednesday's screening of Oliver Stone's new documentary, "South of the Border." The singer, who came dressed to thrill in a short zipper-front skirt, says she noticed the twice-divorced Chavez checking her out during a Q&A afterward.

"It was the third wink that sold me," Mrs. Kurt Cobain told us. "He's a sexy dawg. He invited me to visit his country and I'd like to go. I'll rock Caracas!"  WHATthegoddamnhell????

I'm busy flipping through the Yellow Pages in search of the nearest vomitorium. Repeat after me: Oliver Stone. Courtney Love. Hugo Chavez.


Last one to puke is a rotten egg.

3 comments:

jeanbean said...

Don't be Hatin Now she can get the drugs right from the source. Hopefully she will go and stay there forever!!!

Poor Kate said...

JB: There went the hot tea down my chin again...

xoxo j

BusyBee said...

HAHA Jellybean. I didn't even think she could just move into her own house of coke.